evaded:

If you wanna be my lover, please do not get with my friends.

(via dulect)

frankushington:

girl: so u wanna fuck with the lights on or off bae?

me: *thinks about the electricity bill*

me: in the dark ;)

(via nice-wig-janis)

saddestblogger:

"hey i’m really full do you want the rest of my-"

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(via humorking)

charminbear:

phone calls are the most terrifying thing in the world

(via hate)

charminbear:

phone calls are the most terrifying thing in the world

(via hate)

problemactic:

when you hear somebody talking about one of your interests

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(via forward)

elemeno-pee:

Lorde wins Best Rock Song and is understandably confused

elemeno-pee:

Lorde wins Best Rock Song and is understandably confused

(via sexualremarks)

mitchdahbitch:

sometimes i forget how ugly i am so when i accidentally open the front camera on my phone i have an actual heart attack

(via beyoncescock)

canadianslut:

I’m literally going to be single for 9000 years

(via averagefairy)